What kind of AU would you write about me?

probablyahomestuck:

(Bonus points of you write a few sentences)

cross out the things you’ve done.
Graduated high school. | Kissed someone.| Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette.| Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone.| Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night.  Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep.| Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Skipped school. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. | Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show. | Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging| Had a romantic relationship| Been on the TV. | French braided| Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol. | Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.

ifightformyfriends:

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
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ceruleanavatar:

Normal People: October! Warm clothes, Halloween, pumpkin spiced everything, haunted hay rides, changing leaves, yay!

LoK fandom: October. The month for Korra. Korra’s month. The month specifically designed to honor Korra.

what have they done to kitty’s color scheme??

the-wolfbats:

fairyscript:

Duchess and Kitty’s official artworks! 💜

http://www.everafterhigh.com/en-us/characters

Dear lord STOP RUINING DUCHESS!

Kitty is really awesome tho.

Why is Kitty in black????? Where’s her navy blue and paisley?!

theroyalnonsense:

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS WITH THE RED LINES UNDER THEY NAMES!

the-wolfbats:

ilovestuff3:

the-wolfbats:

Raven and her bird friend :D

Am I the only one who finds the second gif a little out of character? Raven sometimes eye rolls at Apple because she can be a little over the top, but she’s never made fun of her.

She mocked Apple in “Maddie-in-Chief” I think, but not to this degree.

yeah, this def had me side-eyeing her, she’s always been patient with Apple but has never made fun of her in this way, and I found it to be really OOC for her.

fromthemindofpan:

So this morning I’m putting on my glasses and I hear in the back of my mind Abhi saying “*Chashmish”! I might need to take a little break from the marathon… 

(*For those of you who don’t know, Chashmish means… I was about to say four-eyes, but that’s not quiet it. It’s more like “person who wears glasses”. Maybe I should have left the translation out. Heck, a few days ago I forgot what the English word for dalchini was. [It’s cinnamon, btw])

haha for some reason that makes me think of that scene in Queen where Rani calls her mom to find out what hing is in English and it’s the middle of the night in India so her mom’s like “Hing is hing in English, beta”, which is completely unhelpful, lolol (though the English is pretty complicated- (Asafoetida)

chashmish is a hard word to translate exactly, kind of like behenji. it’s a very gendered term, i’ve never actually heard anyone call a guy chashmish- it’s usually like a term of endearment/light teasing- i’d say it’s a girl in glasses, a nerdy girl in glasses, kind of that sort of thing, maybe?

#yup

misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out