canadian status report on the apocalypse

carcinoggeneticist:

midnight is approaching

a single cry pierces the night

the moose lord has fallen

maple syrup supplies are running low

igloos are melting

everyone spontaneously forgets to write the letter “u” in “colour”

the apocalypse has begun

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