midnight is approaching
a single cry pierces the night
the moose lord has fallen
maple syrup supplies are running low
igloos are melting
everyone spontaneously forgets to write the letter “u” in “colour”
the apocalypse has begun
^that gif though!
THE MOOSE LORD HAS FALLEN
“jegusgogfuckass: did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the...