colfersaurusrex:

it happened

me and my boyfriend we’re doin’ the dirty right

and he asked me, “wanna be on top?” as sensually as he could

and i laughed because tyra banks

and subsequently hurt his feelings

tyra my relationship is in shambles because of you

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