The apparition of these faces in the crowd
Petals on a wet, black bough

makos-lightningrod:

i want to hate prince wu so much

but he puts bby mako through these scenarios

like dodging pies thrown by the opposition

and having to pick up the prince honeymoon bride style

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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(Source: i-am-a-spooky-mushroom)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: possumlicker)

1 month ago / 194,683 notes
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#lmfao #jfc

brotoro:

film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.

2 months ago / 61,054 notes
via: harveyrspecter source: brotoro
#lmfao

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: ewwwwuh)

2 months ago / 435,730 notes
via: yehdil source: ewwwwuh
#lmfao #about me

festeringfae:

Margaery Tyrell in 4x04, “Oathkeeper”

(Source: justlikedisney)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

3 months ago / 158,213 notes
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#lmfao #text

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

(Source: 2460-pun)

3 months ago / 266,175 notes
via: crystalzelda source: 2460-pun
#lmfao #text posts

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(Source: christtheconquerer)

4 months ago / 310,000 notes
via: khashish source: christtheconquerer
#lmfao