this…this is perfect

captaiinmarvel:

When girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot.

Also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique they learned from the boa constrictor.


suljhaane mein tum auro ki uljhane hoti ho jo gum aisha  apni bhi koi uljhan ko door karke dikha do humko

suljhaane mein tum auro ki uljhane hoti ho jo gum aisha
apni bhi koi uljhan ko door karke dikha do humko

fuckyeahsomegirls:


@OfficalJassa: Two Asians hanging out. @MandiDhillon. #SomeGirls read through.

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fuckyeahsomegirls:

@OfficalJassa: Two Asians hanging out. @MandiDhillon. #SomeGirls read through.
(x)

NEW SHIP. SHIP HARD. SHIP TODAY. SHIP TOMORROW. SHIP UNTIL THEY BOTH GROW UP TO BE HOT BAES AND KAI WILL BE LIKE HAY, LOOKING CUTE IN YOUR ACOLYTE ROBES AND SHE’LL BE ALL MAYBE YOULL SEE WHATS UNDERNEATH OH SHIT AND LOOK AT THAT SUSPENDER ACTION YOU KNOW HES GONNA BE ONE HOT SON OF A WITCH DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GEWD

fictionalized asked:
"(This is mainly a world headcanon, I hope it's okay) While best known for their effectiveness against dementors, many remain unaware of the origin of the Patronus charm. Originally crafted in times long gone, the first patronus was cast by a witch as a silent way to comfort her wife during her bouts of depression. It doesn't cure depression, but it makes it easier to bear. Most don't realize that love for someone who fights depression is a key trait in summoning a Patronus."

shannonhale:

When The Husband was a young teen, my mother-in-law tells the story, he came home from school one day and asked, “Why do some girls pretend to be dumb when they’re not?”

His mother explained that some boys are intimidated by smart girls, and so some girls pretend to be dumber so as to make the boys more comfortable or to be more attractive to them.

"That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard," he said.

And he grew up to marry me. BAM.

The very best people will like you even more when you’re just as smart (or athletic, or geeky, or spiritual, or talented, or quiet, or funny) as you actually are. You don’t have to be anything less than your own awesomeness.

xcrystaltearx:

splendidstarkid:

truephoria:

Life Goal: Sing Raabta without having a heart attack. 

kehtehaikhudaneisjahaanmein sabhikeliye BREATHE kisinakisikohaibanayaharkisikeliye BREATHE teramilnahaiusrabkaisharamanomujhkobanayaterejaisehikisikeliye KUCH TOH HAI TUJHSE RAABTAAAA *dies*

I tried. & I failed.