nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away
#the thing is dumbledore would 100% encourage this#minerva would get fed up at some point and report tonks#and tonks would go into dumbledore’s office for the nth time after snape reported tonks#and they’d just high five it out (via scarincris)
Welcome to the mocha-chocolate-coffee-bean-exotic-butterscotch-caramel-cinnamon-cafe-au-lait side of town.
this…this is perfect
When girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot.
Also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique they learned from the boa constrictor.
suljhaane mein tum auro ki uljhane hoti ho jo gum aisha
apni bhi koi uljhan ko door karke dikha do humko
(x)@OfficalJassa: Two Asians hanging out. @MandiDhillon. #SomeGirls read through.
NEW SHIP. SHIP HARD. SHIP TODAY. SHIP TOMORROW. SHIP UNTIL THEY BOTH GROW UP TO BE HOT BAES AND KAI WILL BE LIKE HAY, LOOKING CUTE IN YOUR ACOLYTE ROBES AND SHE’LL BE ALL MAYBE YOULL SEE WHATS UNDERNEATH OH SHIT AND LOOK AT THAT SUSPENDER ACTION YOU KNOW HES GONNA BE ONE HOT SON OF A WITCH DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GEWD
When The Husband was a young teen, my mother-in-law tells the story, he came home from school one day and asked, “Why do some girls pretend to be dumb when they’re not?”
His mother explained that some boys are intimidated by smart girls, and so some girls pretend to be dumber so as to make the boys more comfortable or to be more attractive to them.
"That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard," he said.
And he grew up to marry me. BAM.
The very best people will like you even more when you’re just as smart (or athletic, or geeky, or spiritual, or talented, or quiet, or funny) as you actually are. You don’t have to be anything less than your own awesomeness.