when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
"She was more disturbed by Mr. Knightley’s not dancing than by any thing else.—There he was, among the standers-by, where he ought not to be; he ought to be dancing,—not classing himself with the husbands, and fathers, and whist-players, who were pretending to feel an interest in the dance till their rubbers were made up,—so young as he looked!— He could not have appeared to greater advantage perhaps anywhere, than where he had placed himself. His tall, firm, upright figure, among the bulky forms and stooping shoulders of the elderly men, was such as Emma felt must draw every body’s eyes; and,excepting her own partner, there was not one among the whole row of young men who could be compared with him."
When you’re unemployed, the world doesn’t look the same as it does for everybody else. Ads are taunting you, price tags are mocking you. If you have ever wondered why a jobless young person opens a seemingly harmless website and sighs, sobs or swears, read on – here’s what they’re seeing
happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians
you know what? instead of panicking, I’m going to finally watch Queen, and eat a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.
that is a way better use of my time.
sirius black making no less than 37 deer related jokes in his best man speech
Deerly beloved, family, and friends, it behooves me to deliver this speech to two of the purest harts I know, two individuals so fawned of each other that it completely bucks the notion of superficial love.
Doe they will surely go through many trials and tribulations in the years ahead—many high and low points; stag-nant periods, when their love seems fallow—I know, as someone who knows them best, that they will not allow themselves to fall into a rut.
When it’s all over, and people are sitting around telling tails of these two, they’ll be telling each other the purest love story anyone has ever herd.
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Legally Blonde featured an animosity between two girls vying for a man’s attention but ultimately ended with both of them dumping him and later becoming best friends because girl hate (especially over a guy like Warner) is stupid and a waste of everyone’s time
I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there