when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
look whos still single in 2014
when someone reblogs something you made and you rush to check their blog but they didn’t write any fun commentary in the tags