• me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
Four Weddings on TLC

alonebutnevalonely:

Bride A: I love flowers and gardens

Bride B: I HATE flowers; I love DJs

Bride C: I absolutely hate djs and casual dressing

Bride D: My wedding will be more casual…

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

xuf:

ghcst:

xuf:

just rapping presents

do u mean wrapping

no my new single “presents” buy on itunes

beatonna:

Good coffee, bad customer.  I’m sorry, world

beatonna:

Good coffee, bad customer.  I’m sorry, world

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

deepika-is-perfection-xo:

alwaysblind:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

Hh

HW

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