the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
whos going to kiss me on new years eve
no im not
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
SAME WITH FANGIRLS
THIS IS A SHOW I LIKE
YOU ARE FAN
I AM FAN
FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN
If Harry had a tumblr he would be up all night right now laughing and tell the other boys our dumb puns because he thinks they’re golden
and im just imagining ron joining in and hermione being all *sighs* at first and eventually theyd show her a ton of them and eventually shed start laughing along with them and oh god cutiedorks.
i think they were talking about Harry from one direction
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
this should constantly be on my dash just every few days
“Wait I just…I can’t…fuck”…. I died.
how do people even invent math stuff like who was sitting around a hundred years ago or whatever and thought to themselves “you know what we need? negative exponents”