"I do like the idea of putting you on a train and sending you far, far away."
— THE ULTIMATE QUEEN ASAMI SATO (via ohmykorra)

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

  • me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
Four Weddings on TLC

alonebutnevalonely:

Bride A: I love flowers and gardens

Bride B: I HATE flowers; I love DJs

Bride C: I absolutely hate djs and casual dressing

Bride D: My wedding will be more casual…

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

xuf:

ghcst:

xuf:

just rapping presents

do u mean wrapping

no my new single “presents” buy on itunes

beatonna:

Good coffee, bad customer.  I’m sorry, world

beatonna:

Good coffee, bad customer.  I’m sorry, world