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perma-scowl:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven


avelines-butt: i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products



grimybear:

why are white people always trying to “find themselves”

go watch a movie, read a newspaper, turn on the tv, look at a billboard

there, i found you.


internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me



  • me: (crying) uGH I HATE THIS SHOW
  • mom: then stop watching it
  • me: no you don't understand


broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 


A Karan Singh Grover Strip Fest

oh my god why haven’t I seen this before hahahahahahahahaaha