I can’t take “light [kink]” tags seriously, I always take the concept to its logical extreme
like I just saw a fic tagged with “light sadism” and all I can imagine is someone getting off to their partner getting a papercut
i always read them as “[kink] lite”, like the low calorie version of a kink
the vanilla froyo of kinks
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bondage
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus