what happened to imran though??

bolnadilse:

Asad: Miss Farooqui, aap janti hai ke hum ek doosre se kitne alag hai …

Zoya: Janti hoon Mr. Khan! Kyun aap yeh baat din mein mujhse kam se kam 200 haazar baar bolthe hain! Mein janti hoon Mr. Khan ke hum ek doosre se bahut alag hai! Bahut bahut zayaada alag hai! Itne alag hai ke aap insaan hai aur mein ek alien hoon!

Asad: Bikul saahi kahaa aap ne! Mera matalab aap bikul saahi nahi kah rahi hai! Miss Farooqui matalab hum dono alag hai lekin human aur alien jaise alag nahi - plate aur chamach jaise alag! Jo actually ek doosre se bauth alag hai lekin jab milte hai toh …

… they complete each-other!

they never made it to paris, did they? :(

how to be a classy bitch by zoya farooqui.

"Naam kya Asad rakh diya ghar waalon ne, apne aap ko babbar sher samajhte hain! Saara din sheron ki tarah gurrate rehte hain. Grr…”