When you’re unemployed, the world doesn’t look the same as it does for everybody else. Ads are taunting you, price tags are mocking you. If you have ever wondered why a jobless young person opens a seemingly harmless website and sighs, sobs or swears, read on – here’s what they’re seeing
happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians
you know what? instead of panicking, I’m going to finally watch Queen, and eat a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich.
that is a way better use of my time.
sirius black making no less than 37 deer related jokes in his best man speech
Deerly beloved, family, and friends, it behooves me to deliver this speech to two of the purest harts I know, two individuals so fawned of each other that it completely bucks the notion of superficial love.
Doe they will surely go through many trials and tribulations in the years ahead—many high and low points; stag-nant periods, when their love seems fallow—I know, as someone who knows them best, that they will not allow themselves to fall into a rut.
When it’s all over, and people are sitting around telling tails of these two, they’ll be telling each other the purest love story anyone has ever herd.
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Legally Blonde featured an animosity between two girls vying for a man’s attention but ultimately ended with both of them dumping him and later becoming best friends because girl hate (especially over a guy like Warner) is stupid and a waste of everyone’s time
I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there
i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls”
A federal judge in San Antonio has ruled that the Texas law banning same-sex marriages is unconstitutional.
However, the judge also issued a stay on the decision, meaning marriage equality is not immediately in effect.
U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia, however, also issued a stay, meaning the bans remain in effect for the time being.
Two gay couples have sued the state aiming to overturn the bans. One lesbian couple had to go to Massachusetts to get married, and they want Texas to recognize the union. A second couple had a courtship of 17 years and say they want to get married here in their home state.
Garcia ruled that the couples met the criteria for a preliminary injunction, including the likelihood of winning the suit. …
"Without a rational relation to a legitimate governmental purpose, state-imposed inequality can find no refuge in our United States Constitution," Garcia wrote. "These Texas laws deny plaintiffs access to the institution of marriage and its numerous rights, privileges, and responsibilities for the sole reason that Plaintiffs wish to be married to a person of the same sex."
TEXAS! WHAT! TEXAS!